Conversation between my Grandma and my softball coach
**Phone rings**
Grandma: Hello!
Coach: Hi, this is Coach Lawrence, I was just wondering if Kaitlyn was going to softball practice tonight.
Grandma: Oh, I’m her grandmother.
Coach: Yeah, But does Kaitlyn have practice?
Grandma: OHHHH, yeah yeah yeah!! She had breakfast! She had a bagel with butter. I asked her if she wanted cream cheese but she said that she didn’t want any, maybe shes allergic….
Coach in background during the whole conversation: MAM….MAM!!! MAM! MAM!!!! EXCUSE ME! MAM! MAAAAAM!
Grandma: Oh, and Chris had some breakfast too. He had the same thing as Kaitlyn except he had some waffles to. You know little boys, they like to eat as much as possible. Kaitlyn eats, but she doesn’t eat a lot. She eats healthy though. She normally doesn’t eat breakfast though. I’m about to feed them lunch if you want to know what I’m feeding them for lunch….I’m feeding th….
Coach: EXCUSE ME MAM!!!
Grandma: Yes?
Coach: I just want to know if Kaitlyn has practice!!!!!!
Grandma: uhmmmmmmmmmmm I don’t know she just left to go to softball. |